Chapter 136

Cindy was struggling with her half of the younger twins. Debbie seemed to be moving as slow as molasses down the side of a jar.

"I'm not about to let just any guy take my virginity. I want what Mom and Dad had. They were high school sweethearts, waited until they graduated, got hitched, and had you two nine months later."

"Debbie, are you just dense or are you dense in math?"

"I'm smarter than you, Cindy."

"Alright, here's a two-parter. How old is Dad? How old is Mom?"

"What do you think I am, an idiot? Dad's 39, and Mom is... Oh crap, 35."

"Here's your second two-parter. How old are Sandy and I? And how many years between Mom's age and ours?"

"You're such a pain, Cindy. You've got me down, now you're gonna kick me."

"Just answer the damn question."

"Sandy and you are both nineteen. Mom is thirty-five.