Chapter 7

Trope Seven. Don’t You Just Hate It When the Characters Use the ‘Accidentally Stumbled into Each Other Naked’ as a Flag? Or When the Shy Heroine Suddenly Becomes Assertive? Also, Why Is There a Time Skip?

Bill’s POV

I definitely need to talk to the author about the nature of the length for these titles, but you get the picture of the questions.

Before we get to the time skip, let’s address what happened that morning.

I was a little startled when Kate saw my schlong. To be honest, I thought I’d be more mature about it and whip out the casual ‘Do you like what you see?’ line while thrusting my hips back and forth with my arms behind my head.

Crazy, yes, but tell me if you’ve never wanted to try something like that.

You haven’t? Seriously?

Author: Of course, she hasn’t.

Me: Oh, author, you’re