Book Six: Chapter 195

“What is this? A booger?” Grýla distracted by the metallic racket, lowered Kisa. “Are you a booger?”

“Tink is not booger, you’ll see. Tink pound walking asshole into pile of rocks,” the goblin declared, walking forward. She was covered in oil, soot, and a fine layer of glitter. The goggles on her head were already whirring as different lenses clicked into place. “Knock shit out of stupid giant, flush it all down toilet.”

“Tink, run!” Kisa tried to pull herself free, but Grýla’s grip was too tight. “Don’t come any closer!”

Grýla licked her lips, then looked at Kisa. She opened her mouth and shoved Kisa’s head in her mouth.

There was a horrifying crack, and Grýla dropped Kisa on the ground. The giant was clutching at her eye and crying out in pain. Tink, who was running at full speed, shoved past Kisa and used her hammer to strike Grýla in the side of one of her knees.

“Move,” Tink cried, then rolled to safety as Grýla’s massive bulk tipped forward. Kisa