Chapter 92

Thomas exhaled sharply as he scrolled through the group chat. The barrage of messages glowed back at him, each one more absurd than the last. He pinched the bridge of his nose. These lunatics were so obvious.

Thomas Campbell (Thomas Campbell): “Keep lying.”Tyson Zane (Tyson Zane): “So what if there’s a surprise? Be happy your wife wanted to surprise you.”Omar Stone (Omar Stone): “I heard it’s about…”Nathan Vaughn (Nathan Vaughn): “Holy shit, @OmarStone, you’re pregnant?! ”Alexander Callaway (Alexander Callaway): “I will definitely go home when Omar gets pregnant.”Riley Vasquez (Riley Vasquez): “I will drink a lot of ice water.”Omar Stone (Omar Stone): [silence]Lander Stone (Lander Stone): “@OmarStone, shit man, that’s a rare talent you’ve got.”Mandu (Mandu): “BBQ yet?”Vincent Vance (Vincent Vance): “Is that even fucking possible?”Tyler Morgan (Tyler Morgan): “@OmarStone, your wife got you pregnant? Will he also give birth to you? ”Omar Stone (Omar Stone): “Why do I have so man