Chapter 126

4th year of marriage, almost 5th

“I knew you'd like Paris,” Colton murmured, kissing my ear and making exotic little sounds as I stared at the only picture I could take of the Eiffel Tower.

I pulled away as best I could and glared at him.

“I thought you would take me to the typical romantic places once we got there.

I see that I was wrong.

“Being original is so much better, baby.

“But take me to the cemetery? Really?

Colton had taken the whole family to Paris a couple of months ago. Nicole and the twins enjoyed it the most because they stayed sightseeing with a very obsessed Rita while she took care of them.

For my part, I felt overwhelmed when in reality he had taken me to the cemetery, to rub the private parts of a statue of a certain Victor Noir. Rubbing the crotch of the statue was said to bring a healthy sex life and high chances of fertility. I was supposed to kiss his lips too, but I wasn't going to put m