Book Seven: Chapter 245

“Maybe you can have music ready next time.” Zel giggled. “Do you think Kisa could teach me some dance moves?”

“Oh, definitely.” Kisa stepped out of the shadows, clutching an umbrella. Zel actually jumped, her hind legs kicking a rock nearby and launching it into the jungle. “Didn’t mean to startle you. Felt Mike getting laid and wondered if he was fucking the plant is all.”

“That was a one-time thing,” Mike declared. “And technically, it wasn’t Sweetpea, but her daughter, or whatever.”

Kisa shrugged. “You wouldn’t be the first person in our house to fuck a vegetable.”

Zel narrowed her eyes at the catgirl. “Who have you been talking to?”

“I’d love to teach you some two-legged moves.” Kisa sauntered back toward the cave. “I’m also supposed to let you know that the luau will start at sunset.”

Mike watched Kisa leave, then looked down at Zel. “Is that why the centaurs plant so many root vegetables?”

“Eat my ass,” she muttered, her tail briefly l