Chapter 221

Hank was Charlie's 'Best Man' and he delivered a rousing speech about Charlie, being turned from 'Gay to Straight,' because of Ann's prowess in bed.

Celeste was Ann's 'Maid of Honor' and she told the story of Charlie's first day in Ann's life. Ann said into the microphone, "Celeste could not say anything to embarrass her more than she did just then."

Antonia said, "Do you want a bet?"

Ann said, "The usual $100?"

"That is fine by me, unless you want to go higher?"

"You sound very sure of yourself Antonia, so I will stay with the $100."

"Go ahead, Celeste, give it to her."

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, Ann is expecting a baby, in September."

"I am going to kill you, you bitch! We have not told anyone, yet."

Innocently, Celeste said, "What are you talking about, Ann. You hav