Chapter 62

"Hm," I considered, "probably in terms of purely dirty things? I once answered her phone when her husband called. He asked where Gloria was, and I told him she was too busy rimming my ass for her to talk right now, but that if he wanted to come to my apartment they could talk when she finished. He did, and when she finished eating my ass? I told her to make out with him. She did."

"You are such a filthy fucker," Kat said. "I need your dick. Like ten minutes ago."

I smiled knowingly. "We're not done eating," I said. "And look, the veal is just arriving."

I was happy knowing I had created a new sexual tension between Kat and me. The remainder of dinner, we were both on the edge of our seats with desire. The frustration of not being able to fully act on it was delicious. It created a dam behind which a flood was inevitable. To keep her mind off the lake that was forming underneath her in the booth, Kat steered us back to regular conversation.

"What do you have p