Jake’s Spin-Off. Chapter 1. He Was F*cked!

Jake looked towards the serpent in his office; the f*cking b*tch who’d screwed him over. Last night’s fight f*cked him up pretty bad.

Because of her stupidity, his name was a mockery now, if it went down in history like this, the future generation would laugh every time they heard it. But that was understandable, he was a f*cking embarrassment, who still couldn’t comprehend how and why he’d lost. He had the upper-hand, Quinn had been in his possession, and Zayd had been poisoned by one of the deadliest creatures to ever exist.

He understood now that the poison could only last for three minutes if it was inflicted by a spell and not originally by the caster… but he doubted it’d been three minutes and Zayd; that… that f*cking donkey still had enough strength to get up and fight.

Jake slammed his hand against the desk, groaning when the action f*cked with his wounds. “Serpent…” He then called.

“My name is River. I’m a snake, but you don’t see me calling you a wo