Chapter 55

“This is stupid… I’m not pregnant.”

“You have to pee on this bit and put the lid back on… Do you need me to come in and help?”

“Really? Help me pee on a stick?” I frown at him, and he shrugs. Ever since he went for this damn thing at stupid o’clock, he has practically harassed me to do it. I want to go to bed and be left alone.

I think he’s read the instructions a dozen times, and I take it from him roughly and roll my eyes.

“Maybe you should do the test, as sometimes, I think you are definitely the girl in this relationship.” I huff at him in irritation so done with this topic now, and turn to head for the bathroom. The quicker I get this over and done with, the faster I can get to bed and go to sleep, and he can shut up once and for all.

It’s not easy to pee when your beloved is talking through the door at you trying to give directions and offer advice on balancing while peeing. I tell him to shut up and leave me to do it, almost urinating on my hand