Chapter 102

“Are you really telling us that you’re more concerned about who has the bigger butt than you are about what voters think of you being seen naked with a man other than Steve Hammer?” asked a female reporter.

“That pretty well sums it up. This ‘not running for office’ is really quite liberating!” laughed Gwen. “I could arrange an interview with Steve, me, and some friends naked in a hot tub if you’d like to join us. You could report on how well behaved we are. You could even sit on Steve’s lap while you asked him questions. It would have to be audio only since seeing naked people upsets some folks.”

“You’d give me an exclusive?” asked the reporter quickly. “Could I wear a swim suit?”

“You seem to have trouble with the term naked,” chuckled Gwen. “Too bad for you. Sitting between Steve and Jared naked is a treat few women get to experience. Any more questions?”

“Aren’t you treating this situation awfully lightly?” asked a female reporter for a major network. “Th