Chapter 472

Bonnie heard him, and laughed, until he told her what was going on outside. Her mood became somber until Brad told her not to worry. He would be behind her all the way; very far behind her. She tried not to laugh, but she could not hold it in. She threw a pillow at him, and started to dress.

Brad called Patty, and asked in his most polite tone, "What have you gotten me into this time, Princess? I have just had a knife put to my throat and been ordered to dress. My white shorts are now brown, and I have been beaten up by my fiancée. You know I hate you, but this is beyond the pale. Are we going to die tonight? If we are, I would like to make out my Will. The first item on it will be to have my mother kill that damn horse. What the hell is going on?"

"Welcome to my life, Brad. This will be murder attempt number four on my life, and you are invited. Don't you feel honored?"

"No, I do not feel honored. What do you want Bonnie and me to do?