Chapter 30

"It's not complicated at all," she said, "a girl and a boy kiss for thirty minutes and then, poof! a baby appears in your stomach. Great-grandmother explained everything to me.

Uff... thank goodness that was the concept he knew. I think your great-grandmother forgot a lot of details in between. Details that Mrs. EL James had gladly not omitted from her books.

“Do you want me to give you thirty minutes? Nicole asked. He looked at us with a complicit smile.

Again, I blushed.

"No, little girl" I started saying, I crouched down to be at her eye level, she was really short. It'll only take me two seconds to pull your uncle's ear and then I'll go with you to a movie, okay?

She nodded vigorously.

" Although you should try to kiss him for half an hour" Nicole whispered in my ear, just to see if it's true that the baby is going to appear in your stomach.

I tried to do it with one of my remed