Book Six: Chapter 83

“Oh, shit, I mean shoot, uh...” Mike tried to stand, but his hand slipped and he fell again. The floor was wet, most likely a result of the freezing mist that Yuki had summoned. Giant globs of cum were distributed through the room as if a bottle of glue had exploded. Using the bed to stand, he realized his cock was still leaking semen, so he tried to cover it with his hands, only to slip again.

“IT’S IN THE TREE!” Horrified, Mrs. Claus ran to the Christmas tree and just stared at a glob of sticky fluid that hung like a crystalline ornament from one of the branches. The glittery substance in the middle shimmered as if excited to see her. “YOU CAME IN MY TREE!”

“Usually he comes deeper in trees,” Yuki whispered so that only he could hear. Mike had to bite his lip to keep from laughing.

“I am so, so sorry,” Mike began, but Mrs. Claus waved him off.

“You’ve got so much explaining to do. You young people have no self control!” Groaning in disgust, she moved to a n