Chapter 131

“I told you, I told you, I told you,” she sang as she twirled to a halt directly in front of Lily. 

Lily rolled her eyes at her friend’s antics. “Christ, Tosa, you’re making me dizzy.”

Tosa flashed her charming grin, looking about sixteen in her polka dot sundress that revealed her numerous tattoos. “I told you.”

“Yes, well, you’ve told me that the old man who lives in 4B is actually an alien who missed his ride home on the mother ship.  And that your dead mother communicates to you through tea leaves,” Lily said dryly. “You’re going to have to be a bit more specific.”

“Here.”

Taking the card that Tosa shoved into her hand, Lily studied the gilt name etched onto the expensive card paper. “Joseph Motherland.” With a frown, she lifted her head to meet Tosa’s expectant gaze. “What’s this?”

“He’s waiting for you at the bar.”

“Why would he be waiting for me?”

“He owns a bazillion tourist shops around London. All in the most primo locatio