Chapter 197

“Honey, you have yourself a deal. Where do I get me some of this dick?”

“Patty, Jessica here. We’re at my folk’s place on Boom Lake.” I gave her the address. “Am I misremembering, but did you not like dogs?”

“Damn straight. One bit me as a kid. Had to have stitches.”

“There’s a dog here. Very well trained, very well behaved. It can do tricks. I can guarantee you won’t get bitten, but if you’re scared, I suppose we could lock it up.”

“I ain’t scared of nothing. You say that dog won’t bite, I take your word for it. It bite me, I’ll shoot the damn thing myself.”

“Okay. Just wanted to make sure you wouldn’t run away if you saw it.”

“You ever see me run from anything, Jessica?”

“Can’t say I ever did. Mostly you ran toward the finish line. Do you care if some of the women lick pussy?”

“I don’t care what they do as long as no one tries to make me lick one.”

“How soon before you get here?”

“Probably 5:30.”

“We’ll order pizza.