Chapter 113

"Well, I was just thinking, if you moved in with me, we could split the mortgage payment, you do the cooking, and I will do the cleaning. The sex will be mutually satisfactory, I am absolutely sure of it; especially if we practice a lot. If you teach criminal justice, which is a lot safer than doing criminal justice, I think it would be a sweet deal for both of us."

"Does the college have a criminal Justice Department?"

"I am sure one of the three colleges in this area does."

Celeste said, "If it does not, and you two are really serious about it, I will endow a chair in Criminal Justice."

Ann looked at her friend and said, "Instead of doing that, why not just give us the money and will go live on an island for the rest of our lives, and teach the natives."

"If that is what you want, you got it."

"Charlie do you think she's feeling okay?"

"I think she is fine. Now