Chapter 62

"When am I getting married?"

"When I am good and ready, Antonia."

"Remember the birth certificate."

"Stop threatening me."

"It was not a threat. It was a reminder. In addition, I do not want a gold wedding band. I want a platinum band, to go with the Diamond Ring you are going to buy me."

"Oh fuck, you are really going to be a princess, aren't you?"

"I could be an Italian American Princess."

"Why can't you just be normal?

"If I was normal, you would not love me the way you do. I would be boring and not worthy of the last line in your fifteenth book."

"I am burning those damn books and keeping you."

"You cannot do that. When I sit down with Donna, I want to show her those books so we can go over all the names. If we recognize anyone we can blackmail them for the rest of their lives."

"Let me see your