Chapter 83

"Totally sure, babe," I said. "Sometimes? In the morning? I fuck Kat in the ass and send her to work so all that cum can leak into her panties while she’s on TV."

"Oh my gosh," she said, smacking her gum, which gave off a mixture of spearmint and tobacco. "So it’s okay?"

"Totally okay," I said.

"That’s crazy," she said. "Okay."

Alix started laughing.

"I tried to tell her!" she said, her giggles totally stoned. "You can trust me, Crystal. I’ll never bullshit you."

"So, Crystal," I said, "don’t you think Alix’s tits are amazing?"

"They are," Crystal agreed.

"I love her nipple rings," I said.

"Me, too," Crystal said, chewing her gum faster now.

"Did you know Kat has pierced nipples, too?" I said.

"Are you serious?" Crystal said.

"Here, come with me, I’l