Chapter 10. The Dance

Even though I hate attending parties, I enjoy crashing them. It is so much fun to go as an uninvited guest. No one knows you there, and you are free to do anything that is not illegal.

Jenna and I used to crash lots of wedding parties. We would eat all of the desserts and then dance around like Bully Maguire from Spider Man 3.

I still remember once we crashed Tobey Miller and Tessa Brown’s wedding when we were fifteen-years-old. I suppose they were new adults because they were both too young to get married. Tessa, indeed, was looking gorgeous in her white mermaid wedding gown. But Tobey, wow! He was looking hot, dashing, sexy, and magnificent in that black tuxedo.

Hiding from the security guards, we ate all the fancy desserts like French macarons, fraisier cake, chocolate cream eclairs, tiramisu, French silk pie, Napoleon mille feuille French pastry, crème brûlée, red wine poached pears with cinnamon cream, and many more. Trust me, we just look tiny. However, insid