Chapter 37. Seduction

HENRY FORD

April 4th, 1980

I didn't care how many times I told my wife to take the dog outside; she just never seemed to do so. In fact, she never listened to anything I said! She always tried to do her own thing, despite being the perfect Proverbs wife. 

She was a Jehovah's Witness. She went door to door ever day with her fat ass sister Sparkle, trying to invite uncaring black folk in the 'Hood to come to the congregation. And this was her passion, and it became a thorn in my ass when she wouldn't do what eye told her to do when it came to the dog. 

I remember when we first met. She tried to pronounce my name and had a hard time with it. Abrams Sicily. She would stutter, spit and choke trying to force the country in her windpipes to correctly enunciate the words. She got better and better. 

If only she took that attitude with caring for our dog. Maybe because I was the man in the marriage and men were supposed to take out the trash, slay