Chapter 55. Talking Paper and Maya

Tew’s POV

“Get me a rope!”

I shouted. People were gathering around, looking. Whispers and mortified gasps. I raised a brow as I heard giggling behind me. Maya shrugged her shoulders at me and did a half try to keep her laughter down. Odin, Hel, and sweet Loki, please tell me I’m not about to bring a woman with Hades’ kind of humor back to my pack!

The freaking thing was a flying animal skeleton, most likely an old wild dog or maybe even a lion. With him, who knows! Flying around over our heads, coated with Hades’s black dust, and right between the legs of the skeleton, a massive whale cock was flapping back and forth over our heads.

My nose wrinkled, and my lip twitched as I watched that meaty thing flap all over up there. How the hell did he even manage to attach that thing? You know what? Don’t even want to know!

“Where is that rope?”

A couple of the old females jumped back, looking like they would have a heart attack soon. Well, I’m not that am