Chapter 245

“I’ve been inspired by bountiful display of female pulchritude, although that word doesn’t really flow very well in poetry,” admitted Billy with a grin. “There was a group that displayed bountiful pulchritude, that often received stares that were extremely lewd, with Gwen, Jordan, Lisa, Naomi, Ashley, Charlotte, Paula, Diane, and Kate, all the men that gazed upon them wanted to mate, so their studly husbands and boyfriends were forced to intrude!”

“No more!” insisted Charlotte once again. “Our Spartan Shakespeare does seem to have a one track mind. Let’s change the subject.”

“I feel I should apologize for showing such tempting cleavage to these hormonal young men,” offered Paula with a straight face as she made a show of adjusting her breasts. “These girls have been the inspiration for many a sonnet, a few odes, and at least one epic poem.”

“That isn’t exactly changing the subject, Mom,” observed Lisa. “We need to talk about shopping, or climate change, or maybe qu