Chapter 95

“I don’t think so!” retorted Gwen quickly. “You’re just jealous because I take my time picking a boyfriend. I make sure he has all the qualities I want in a man. I don’t have enough experience to compare, but Laura just confirmed my suspicions. Steve is the complete package, if you know what I mean.”

“Mom! Make Gwen let me help take care of Steve!” laughed Lisa. “It sounds like there’s enough for both of us. Besides, she doesn’t know what she’s got there, and she’s not on the pill, so it wouldn’t be safe to allow her within seven or eight inches of the guy.”

“I’ve already decided that the only fair thing is for us to take turns changing Steve’s bandages,” replied Paula with a straight face.

“Did you just say ‘us,’ Mom?” demanded Gwen. “There’s no ‘us’ taking care of Steve! You’re a happily married woman. I can understand Lisa being so enthusiastic, but there’s no excuse for you being a part of this.”

“Maybe Mom won’t be so ‘happily married’ after she gets a g