Chapter 197

"I can't wear this, I am falling out everywhere."

"Patty, the problem is your chest. I don't have a strapless bra big enough to hold you in. Loose those puppies pick the dress up 3 inches. Instead of being mid-thigh, the dress is aaaa ummm, very high."

"In other words, if I bend down everyone is going to see everything."

"If I were you, tonight I would been at the knees."

"Can I wear a sweater to cover the lack of the top to this dress?"

"Come on Patty, you are completely covered. You show a lot of skin, but there is nothing indecent about that top."

"Do you wear this when you go to confession?"

"No, but it would give the women in line, food for thought about my line of work."

"Callalily, I cannot go out looking like this. My mother would disown me, and my father would kill me."

"Let's find out what he thinks."