Chapter 233

"She speaks her mind. She dances with a grace and beauty that defies gravity. She is a goddess in public and a whore in bed. Her life is devoted to saving people. She works six days a week, 12 hours a day, which is inhuman by any standard. How anyone does that is beyond me. She drives a car that needs new tires. It needs a car wash so she can see out the rear window. She lives in apartment that is cleaner than my mother's, and my mother walks around with a dust cloth 24 hours a day. I looked in her refrigerator and all there is nothing there but health food. Either we are going to wind up having a long discussion about the dividing the refrigerator in half or were going to wind up with two refrigerators: his, and her. That is the sum total of what I know about the woman I love."

"What does she know about you?"

"She knows that I work at the Antelope Hills Golf Club. I am number one of the four kissing amigos. I dance very well. I am excellent