Chapter 47. Fifty Shades of Orgasmic Vibrators

Elena’s POV

“Somebody tell me what is happening before I set the whole of LA on fire!” Father Kinley’s raspy baritone boomed as he walked into the living room to join the meeting.

“Reports of humans being murdered in a gruesome way have circulated and gotten more intense than ever.” Hilda walked in and folded her arms to her chest.

“We are not stupid and we all know that wasn’t some natural phenomenal curse on the universe or a death caused by some crusty ass pandemic.” Father Kinley smashed a 1700 diamond mirror wall display love heart that Kate used to decorate the house.

Cedric rushed to father Kinley in vampiric speed and ceased him by the neck. “If you destroy one more property of mine again, I will chop off your limbs, feed it to the pigs and personally blend your head with cow dungs into a smooth smelly paste and throw the mixture into a large ocean.”

“Point taken, no offense!” Father Kinley coughed out. He looked like he was choking on breath an