Chapter 9. Birthday Bash

Ryder’s POV

“It’s gonna be so awkward for the ex couple, Dad!” I exclaimed.

“It’s time for them to have a closure after all these years and time for you two geeks to enjoy some life. You guys are nothing like your fathers who were players in their times,” Dad laughed and totally shut up when Mom glared at him.

“Dontcha teach ma babies ‘bout your shtupid lifeshtyles that you lived during your sappy hormone-directed teenage yearshhhh,” Mom ranted in her baby voice and we rolled her eyes at her dramatic outburst.

“Very mature, mom,” I laughed.

“I know right? Now I have some business to attend to with your dear Dad. He just reminded me of something,” Mom said in an extra sweet voice while sporting a dangerous look on her face.

“I think I should go for the