Book Five: Chapter 197

“I’m not that fragile,” Mike muttered, then yelled in surprise as Bigfoot lifted him into the air and squeezed him tight.

“You sound like a squeaky toy!” Bigfoot declared loudly as Dana and Yuki laughed. He put his lips against Mike’s ear and dropped his voice to a whisper. “You ever call me a yeti again and I’ll rip your arm off and fist your asshole with it.”

“Don’t threaten...me with...a good time,” Mike gasped in response.

The sasquatch laughed and set him down. He offered Yuki a fist bump and headed toward the trees behind him. “As for how you’re getting home, just ask the trees. Looks like you’ve learned their language without my help.” With that, he vanished into the woods without a sound.

Mike contemplated Bigfoot’s words with a smile, then looked up at the owl. She hooted her agreement and flapped her wings.

“What are you looking at?” Dana asked as she scanned the trees.

“Just a spirit of the woods,” he replied with a grin. Though he was