Chapter 186

"Madam, you need a lesson in humility. I am going to take you into the bedroom and show you that an old man can teach an over the hill, 48 year old woman, some tricks she has never encountered before."

"Where would a man, of your advanced age, have learned any new tricks?"

"The new antenna picks up programs that you would not believe my dear. Some of it is extremely educational. If you reach adulthood, I may let you watch a few of the programs. However, until you do, you will have to learn them from me."

"I hope you are a good teacher, because I hate learning things secondhand."

"The second hand does have something to do with this lesson dear; however, you are getting ahead of yourself. Let's take a shower and get into bed, and we will start out with the first-hand."

"Do you see what I mean Philip; you still have not advanced out of the dark ages. With you it is still, 'the bed, the bed, t