Chapter 208

"No you are not, so get used to it Philip. You get to name all your male children, as long as I like the names you pick. I get to pick the names of the girls; you have no say in that matter. We have agreed to love each other for whom we are, and you knew I was a bitch when we met. My hormones are raging, because you got me pregnant, while I was still on the pill. God only knows how you did that, but I will get even with you, if it is the last thing I do."

Rose said, "I did not know you could get pregnant, while you are on the birth control pill."

"The pill is 99% effective. Mister Lucky here got through on the 1%."

Antonia told her mother not to worry about it, because she bet Frank that it was going to happen anyhow.

Celeste said, "That is another thing I wanted to talk to you about Grumpy. I can understand you figuring out that I wanted to marry Philip. There were a lot of clues going back and forth between us, and you are