Chapter 152

"He was super wild but died about a year-and-a-half ago of cancer," she said. "He literally had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. He only hired really hot girls in his office, and he just fucked the shit out of us. All of us."

"How big was he?" Katie asked.

"Legitimately like eleven inches," Gloria said. "I’ve measured it."

Katie and Crystal sat back, their eyes wide. They exchange a look of disbelief.

"Damn," Crystal said.

"What a shame he died," Katie said.

Gloria smiled, then said, "So, Crystal, aren’t you going to tell John your news?"

"Oh yeah," Crystal said, running a hand through her thick hair and smacking on her trademark gum.

"What’s your news?" I asked.

"Your friend, Jason, asked me out," Crystal said.

"Oh, he did?" I said, genuinely surprised.

"We’ve been seeing each other," Crys